Ek Dost Ne Dusre Dost Ko Fon Kiya Pahla Dost: Bhai Main Aaj Mama Ban Gaya Dusra Dost: Matlab Didi Maa Bani Hain? Pahla Dost: Abe Nahin Be Pulis Men Naukari Lag Gayi Hai Meri
Santa Aur Banta Donon Bhai Ek Hi Class Men Padhate The Adhyapika: Tum Donon Ne Apne Papa Ka Naam Alag-Alag Kyon Likha? Santa: Madam Fir Aap Kahoge Nakal Maari Hai Isiliye
Bihari: Ye Kaunsi Jagah Hai? Platform Par Khada Santa Bola "Sale Bhiye Vahan Nawab Ban Ke Kyon Baitha Niche Aake Dekh Le" Bihari Apane Sathi Se "Chalo Bhai Utaro 'Panjab' A Gaya"
Santa: Bill Le Aao! Water: Ye Lijiye Aur Sar Tip? Santa: Kya? Water: Tip Do Na Sar! Santa: Ladki Ke Chakkar Me Mat Padna Bhai Bahut Pange Hain!
Pyaar + Khayal + Dhamki = Maa Pyaar + Darr = Papa Pyaar + Saath = Behen Pyaar + Ladai = Bhai Pyaar + Zindagi = Dost Pyaar + Khayal + Darr + Saath + Ladai + Dhamki = Patni