Pappu: Mom, may I have a 5/- Rupee coin for the old man who is crying outside? Jeeto: Yes, dear, but what is the old man crying about? Pappu: He's crying, "Salty peanuts, 5/- Rupee a bag!"
Dear Sreesanth, My hot neighbour is putting her towel out to dry on her balcony... Is she sending me a signal? Your Confused Fan, Santa