Aaj Subah Akhbar Ke Sath Ek Pamflet Aaya Jisme Likha Tha "Kya Aap Sharabi Hain? Turant Call Karen Ham Aapki Madad Kar Sakte Hain" Bivi Piche Pad Gayi Call Karo Call Karo Marte Kya N Karte Call Kiya To Pata Laga Daru Ki Nayi Dukan Pe Naya Offer Tha "Ek Ke Saath Ek Free" Isliye Kahte Hain Ki Gharwali Ki Baat Maan Lene Men Hi Bhalai Hai
Sasur: Tumne Bataya Nahin Ki Tum Daru Pite Ho? Damad: To Aapne Kaun Sa Bataya Tha Ki Aapki Ladki Khun Piti Hai
Bharat Ka Ek Param Satya: Paisa Nahin Hone Ke Karan Padhai Chhodane Wale Bahut Mil Jayenge Par Paisa Nahin Hone Ke Karan Daru Jua Ganja Gutkha Tambaku Chhodne Wala Aaj Tak Koi Nahin Mila
Jali Ko Aag Kehte Hain Bhujhi Ko Raakh Kehte Hain Jiski Call Dekhte Hi Daaru Utar Jaaye Usey 'Baap' Kehte Hain!