Ek Sharaabi Ki Dastan: Soch Raha Hu Daru Chhod Dun; Par; Kiske Pas Chhodun? Sabhi Sale Kamine Hai Pe Jayenge
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Sasur: Tumne Bataya Nahin Ki Tum Daru Pite Ho? Damad: To Aapne Kaun Sa Bataya Tha Ki Aapki Ladki Khun Piti Hai
Bharat Ka Ek Param Satya: Paisa Nahin Hone Ke Karan Padhai Chhodane Wale Bahut Mil Jayenge Par Paisa Nahin Hone Ke Karan Daru Jua Ganja Gutkha Tambaku Chhodne Wala Aaj Tak Koi Nahin Mila
Ek Jaruri Suchana: Ghar Par Daru Pi Rahe Ho To Gilas Se Jayada Botal Ka Dhakkan Sambhalo Kho Gaya Aur Pita Ji Ko Mil Gaya To Kohram Mach Jayega
Inaam Ke Hakdar Vo Log Bhi Hain Jo Daru Pine Ke Baad Puchte Hain... . . . . . . . . . Yaar Dekhiyo Jara Muh Se Badbu To Nahin A Rahi