Jito Te.Ve. Par Mach Dekh Rahi Thi! Santa Taiyar Hokar Aya Aur Jito Se Pucha "Darling Main Kaisa Lag Raha Hu?" Tabhi Jito Jor Se Chillai 'Chhakka'!
Jito: Sunate Ho Kal Hamari Shadi Ki Salgirah Hai Na? Santa: Ha Darling Is Khas Din Ko Main Kaise Bhul Sakta Hu? Jito: To Kal Kaha Jayenge Ye Batao? Santa Muskurate Hue Bola "Kal Ham Apni Pyari Si Patni Ke Sasural Jayenge"
Weather Rainy Hona Chahiye, Sunny Toh Leone Bhi Hai... Ladkiyaaan Sexy Honi Chahiye, Sushil To Shinde Bhi Hai... Baal Majboot Aur Ghane Hone Chaiye, Mulayam Toh Yadav Bhi Hai... Ladki Caring Honi Chahiye, Darling Toh Bobby Bhi Hai!
Gujju Premi: Darling, Mere Kaan Me Kuchh Halka Sa, Kuchh Narm Sa, Kuchh Mitha Sa aur Kuchh Namkin Sa Kaho. Premika: Dhokla!
Shaadi Mein DJ Pe Gaana Baja, "Jisko Dance Nahi Karna Wo Jaa Ke Apni Bhains Charaye" Husband: Chalo Darling, Khaana Khate Hain!
Shaadi Mein DJ Ne Announce Kiya: Jisko Dance Nahi Karna, Woh Jaake Apni Bhains Charaye. Santa (Apni Wife Jeeto Se): Chalo Darling, Khana Khate Hein!