Aaj Ka Gyaan: Agar Ladaki Aapke Pyar Ko Thukraye To Koi Uncha Tavar Dekho Aur Us Pe Chadh Jao Aur Ab Dekho Ki Shahar Bahut Badha Hai Koi Dusari Dhund Lenge Niche Utaro Aur Kaam Par Lag Jao
Santa Ka Ek Bangali Dost Santa Se Mila Aur Bola "Hamari Bangali Bhasha Sabse Mithi Hai Ham Sabko Pyar Se Bulaate Hain Jaise Bappi Da Mithun Da Pranab Da Aadi" Santa: Lo Hamari Panjabi Bhi To Aise Hi Hai Hum Bhi To Yahi Kahte Hain Bhain Da Ma Da Bhutani Da
Salesman: Sir, Cockroach Ke Liye Powder Loge Kya? Santa: Nahi, Hum Cockroach Ko Itna Laad-Pyar Nahi Karte. Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala Deo Mangega! The salesman fainted!
Banta: Santa, Tere Ko Kisi Se Pyaar Hua Hai? Santa: Haan Yaar, Par Woh Maanti Hi Nahi. Banta: Kya Kehti Hai? Santa: Kehti Hai - I love you 2. Pata Nahi Saala Yeh Doosra Kaun Hai!