Husband: Can we eat outside today? Wife: Why? Are you bored with my cooking? Husband: Nahi, Bas Aaj Bartan Saaf Karne Ka Mann Nahi Hai!
Santa: Crime figures show that your car is most likely to be stolen when it's parked outside your house. Banta: Yeah, I know. But mine would never be stolen. Santa: Why? Banta: I park it outside my neighbour's house!