Pati: Sabji Me Namak Kyo Nahi Hai? Patni: Wo Sabji Thodi Jal Gayi Thi N Pati: To Namak Kyo Nahi Dala? Patni: Ham Log Jale Par Namak Nahi Chhidakte
Itihas Gavah Hai... Alarm Band Karne Ke Baad Jitani Achchhi Nind Aati Hai Utni Achchhi Nind To Rat Men Bhi Nahi Aati
Aap Ka Message Nichhe Hai. . . Aur Nichhe.. . . Aur Bhi Nichee... . . Buhut Nichee... . . Thoda aur Nichhee... . . Tum Sirf Ek Message ke Liye Itna Nichhee Gir Jayoge, Mujhe Andaza Bhi Nahi Tha!
Husband: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai. Wife: Jao, Ja Kar Bartan Saaf Kar Do. Husband: Neend Mein Bol Raha Hun, Pagli!