Agar Aapki Raah Men Chhote Chhote Patthar Aaye To Samajh Lena... . . . . . . . . Rod Ka Kaam Chal Raha Hai ~ Bhanwarlal Thekedar
Aap Kitne Hi Achche Kaam Kar Len Lekin Log Use Hi Yaad Karte Hain... . . . . . . . . . . Jo Udhaar Leker Mara Ho
Munna Toilet Men Baitha Potti Kar Raha Tha Munna: Mammi Jaldi Aao Mammi: Kya Hai? Kuch Kaam Nahin Karne Deta Ganwar Munna: Mammi Dhula Do Kar Li Mammi: Khud Dho Le Beta Munna: Jab Dhula Nahin Sakti To Jabardasti Khilati Kyon Ho?
Jito (Gusse Men): Main Puchti Hu Ki Aisa Chor Naukar Kyon Rakha? Santa: Kyon Kya Hua? Jito: Hona Kya Tha Aap Parson Hotal Se Jo Chandi Ki Plet Chura Ke Laye The Vo Isne Gayab Kar Di
Santa Banta Se: Tum Is Offis Men Kab Se Kaam Kar Rahe Ho? Banta: Jab Se Bos Ne Mujhe Naukari Se Nikalne Ki Dhamki Di Hai