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Pathan Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola "Doctor Sahab Bukhar Aa Raha Hai" Doctor(Nabj Pakad Kar): Ha Bukhar To Hai Main Davai Likh Deta Hu Pathan: Doctor Sahab Kadvi Dava Mat Likhna Doctor Ne Use Ghur Kar Dekha Aur Fir Davai Likhne Laga Pathan Fir Bola "Doctor Sahab Kadvi Dava Mat Likhna" Doctor Ko Gussa A Gaya Aur Bola "To Kya Sale Ek Kilo Jalebi Likh Du"