Techer: Chhoti Madhumakkhi Tumhen Kya Deti Hai? Chintu: Shahad! Techra: Patli Bakri? Monu: Dudh! Techer: Aur Moti Bhains? Banti: Homvark! . . . De Thappad Pe Thap
Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hai? Mintu: Wo Sabke Such-Dukh Bantate Hai. Teacher: Kya Matlab! Mintu: Wo Postman Hai.