Techer: Chhoti Madhumakkhi Tumhen Kya Deti Hai? Chintu: Shahad! Techra: Patli Bakri? Monu: Dudh! Techer: Aur Moti Bhains? Banti: Homvark! . . . De Thappad Pe Thap
Chintu: Phil Haal Kya Karte Ho? Mintu: 'IIN' Dropout Hun Chintu: Kya? Mintu: Net Pack Khatam Ho Geya, Papa Na Recharge Ke Paise Nahi Diye, Tabse Ghar Par Hi Hun!
Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hai? Mintu: Wo Sabke Such-Dukh Bantate Hai. Teacher: Kya Matlab! Mintu: Wo Postman Hai.
Dad: Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Beta? Chintu: Teachar Ne Mara..! Dad: Tumne kuch Galti Ki Hogi.!! Chintu: Nahi dady Mai Toh Aaram se So Raha Tha..!