Roj Logon Se Aapke Pange Honge; Roj Aapke Ghar Men Dange Honge; Yaad Rakhna Mujhe SMS Nahin Kiya To; Aapke 420 Bachche Honge; Aur Sab Ganje Luchche Aur Lafange Honge
Techer (Pappu Se): Batao Ek Ped Par 5 Chidiya Baithi Thi Usamen Se 2 Udd Gayi To Kitni Bachi? Pappu: Ji Meri Taraf Se Chahe Sari Udd Jaayen Par Mere Paas Baithi Ye Chidiya Nahin Udani Chahiye
Patni: Ghar Kyon Nahin Aaye Ab Tak? Pati: Jaam Laga Hai Patni: Oh! Kab Tak Aaoge Fir? Pati: Abhi To Pahla Hi Laga Hai
Raat Ko 10 Baje Ke Bad Ghar Men Macharon Ka Aur Fesbuk Par Shayaron Ka Aatank Apane Charam Sima Par Hota Hai
Agar Glass Tootne Ke Baad Bhi Ghar Mein Khamoshi Ho To Samjh Jao... . . . . . . . . Glass Mummy Se Toota Hai!