Air Hostess: Would you like some coffee? Pakistani Cricketer: Yes. Air Hostess: Espresso or Latte? Pakistani Cricketer: Espresso. Latte Pakistan mein Khayenge!
Air hostess to Pathan: What will you have sir??? Pathan : Wallah, hamare liye Taveez wala CHAI lao AIR HOSTESS : Abbe Afghanistan ke jhapak jhandu! Woh Taveez nahi tea-bag hai!!