chahiye jokes

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Garlfrend Chahiye Jinda Ya Murda

Jito: Suno Ji Mere Mobile Par Kisi Ne I Lov U (I Love You) Ka Bheja Hai
Santa: Aise Maisej Swikar Nahin Karne Chahiye Vapas Bhej Do Kamine Ko

Banta: Tumne Mere Jeb Men Hath Kyon Dala?
Suresh: Mujhe Machis Chahiye Thi
Banta: To Tum Mujhse Maang Sakte The
Suresh: Main Ajnabi Se Baat Nahin Karta
Suresh Rok(Rock) Banta Shok(Shock)A

Banta: Yaar Santa Mohabbat Shadi Se Pahle Honi Chahiye Ya Shadi Ke Baad?
Santa: Shadi Se Pahle Ho Ya Shadi Ke Baad Bas Patni Ko Iski Hawa Bhi Nahi Lagani Chahiye

Mohabbat Aur Maut Dono Ki Pasand Bhi Ajeeb Hai:
Ek Ko Dil Chahiye:
Aur Dusre ko Dhadkan!

Pehle Kehte Thay, Bacha Laik Hona Chahiye;
Abb Kehte Hein, Photo Like Honi Chahiye!