Techer: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Nam Hai? Pathan: Gugal Khan! Techer: Ye Kaisa Naam Hai? Pathan: Hum Jaha Bhi Hota Hai Wo Hamko Dhundh Hi Leta Hai!
Pathan: 15 Din Ki Chhutti Chahiye Kajan Ki Shaadi Hai! Bos: Kajan Ki Shadi Men 15 Din Ki Chhutti Kyon? Pathan: Kajan Ki Shadi Mujhse Ho Rahi Hai!
Doctor: Jab Aapko Malum Tha Ki Gadi Ek Ladki Chala Rahi Thi To Aapko Sadak Ke Side Par Chalna Chahiye Tha Pathan Marij Rote Hue "Kaun Si Sadak Ke Side Doctor Sahab? Main To Bagiche Men Jangalpani Ke Lie Lota Lekar Baitha Hua Tha Ki Vahi Par Thok Diya"A
Techer Pappu Se: Padhai Karo Varna Koi Tumhen Job Nahi Dega! . .. ... Pappu Techer Se: Padhai Vo Log Karte Hain Jinhen Job Chahiye Ham To Job Denge!
Adhyapika: Agar Raat Me Machhar Kaate To Kya Karna Chahiye? Pappu: Chupchap Khujakar So Jana Chahiye Kyonki Aap Rajnikant To Ho Nahin Jo Usse Sorry (Sorry) Bulwa Loge
Garlfrend: Ham Bahut Badnaam Ho Chuke Hain Ab Hamen Shadi Kar Leni Chahiye Pappu: Lekin Itni Badnami Ke Bad Hamse Shadi Karega Kaun?