Pappu: I asked her on a date for Sunday at 5:30 PM. Bunty: So she agreed. Pappu: No... she said "some other time may be". So I said - How about 7 PM?
Pappu: There are an awful lot of girls who don't want to get married. Bunty: How do you know? Pappu: I've asked them!
Pappu: Both 'Happy' and 'Lucky' proposed to Guddi. Bunty: I wonder who's the lucky one? Pappu: It's too soon to say yet, but she accepted 'Happy'!
Pappu: I am finished with my girlfriend. Bunty: But why? Pappu: She's cross-eyed and she was seeing someone else!
Pappu to Bunty: I often pause and wonder at fate's peculiar ways. Bunty: Wonder what? Pappu: For nearly all famous men were born on holidays!
Pappu was perplexed by a question in the examination. Q: What are 'gills'? Pappu tried hard to remember but in vain. Then he asked Bunty sitting behind him. Bunty: They have some connection with fish. Pappu's eyes lit up and he wrote... GILLS are found in Punjab and generally in Ludhiana. They're very found of alcohol which they enjoy everyday with 'Fried Fish'!