Pappu: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bunty: Dunno. Pappu: It was escaping from "Kake Da Dhaba"!
Pappu: You know what? My dog know Maths calculations. Bunty: Strange. Pappu: Quite strange. I asked him, "What's four minus four?" and he said nothing!
Pappu: My neighbors have a nuclear family. Bunty: They stay separately from their parents and kids? Pappu: No. Their daughter-in-law is a real Nuclear Bomb!
Pappu: My girlfriend's a wonder. Bunty: Is she really that beautiful? Pappu: No. Actually, every time I see her, I wonder why I'm going out with her!
Pappu: They say we learn from our mistakes. Bunty: Yeah, quite right. Pappu: That's why I'm making as many as possible. I'll soon be a genius!