Teacher: If Guddi has 50 candy bars. She eats 4 and gives you 2 and give the rest to Bunty, what'll Bunty get? Pappu: Diabetes. Bunty'll surely get diabetes.
Pappu: Please get well soon! Bunty: Who are you talking to? I don't see anyone around. Pappu: I am talking to my 'grades'.
Pappu: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bunty: Dunno. Pappu: It was escaping from "Kake Da Dhaba"!
Bunty: When do you know that you're in love ? Pappu: When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan!
Pappu: You know what? My dog know Maths calculations. Bunty: Strange. Pappu: Quite strange. I asked him, "What's four minus four?" and he said nothing!