Pappu: You should see my girl. She's beautiful as a mirage. Bunty: That's the wrong simile. A mirage is something you can see but can't get your hands on. Pappu: That's my girl!
Bunty: Why didn't the boy tell his mother that he'd been eating glue? Pappu: Because his lips were sealed.
Pappu: Both 'Happy' and 'Lucky' proposed to Guddi. Bunty: I wonder who's the lucky one? Pappu: It's too soon to say yet, but she accepted 'Happy'!
Pappu to his sister, Pinky: I cried today when I failed in 2 subjects. Pinky: But you seem to be very happy now. Pappu: Yes, I learnt my friend, Bunty failed in 5 subjects!