bunty jokes

Bunty: Kaisa Hai Bhai?
Pappu: Theek Hu, Tu Bata
Bunty: Aur Padhai-Likhai Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai?
Pappu: Dost Hai Dost Bankar Reh Saale, Rishtedaron Wali Harkatein Na Kiya Kar!!!

Bunty to his teacher: Pappu hit me with a can of soda.
Teacher: Pappu, could you please explain it?
Pappu: It's just a soft drink!

Bunty: What would you call the colourful Russia?
Pappu: RangRussia

Bunty: Look at this old photo, look how ugly I was.
Pappu: You took that photo yesterday?

Bunty: What is the difference between a girl's argument and a knife?
Pappu: A has a point!

Pappu: I think I should have a new pet or a new girlfriend.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: I'm running out of passwords!