Pappu was perplexed by a question in the examination. Q: What are 'gills'? Pappu tried hard to remember but in vain. Then he asked Bunty sitting behind him. Bunty: They have some connection with fish. Pappu's eyes lit up and he wrote... GILLS are found in Punjab and generally in Ludhiana. They're very found of alcohol which they enjoy everyday with 'Fried Fish'!
Pappu: Please get well soon! Bunty: Who are you talking to? I don't see anyone around. Pappu: I am talking to my 'Grades'!
Pappu: I can tell the future. Bunty: Really? Pappu: Yes. I can tell you what the score of a Tennis game is before it even starts. Bunty: What is it? Pappu: Love all!
Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty swallowed two 5 rupee coins. Teacher: Now, why would he do that? Pappu: It was his lunch money!