Pappu: My neighbors have a nuclear family. Bunty: They stay separately from their parents and kids? Pappu: No. Their daughter-in-law is a real Nuclear Bomb!
Pappu: My girlfriend's a wonder. Bunty: Is she really that beautiful? Pappu: No. Actually, every time I see her, I wonder why I'm going out with her!
Pappu: My neighbour loves the music I play. Bunty: What makes you think so? Pappu: Last night, he broke the window with a stone to hear it better!
Pappu: You should see my girl. Beautiful as a mirage. Bunty: That's the wrong simile. A mirage is something you can see but can't get your hands on. Pappu: That's my girl!
Pappu: They say we learn from our mistakes. Bunty: Yeah, quite right. Pappu: That's why I'm making as many as possible. I'll soon be a genius!
Pappu to Bunty: I often pause and wonder at fate's peculiar ways. Bunty: Wonder what? Pappu: For nearly all famous men were born on holidays!