Santa is taking a woman home after their first date. When they get to her door, he asks if he can come inside. Woman: Absolutely not. I never ask a guy to come in on the first date. Santa: All right. Then how about on the last date?
Santa was sitting in a park. Banta: What are you doing here? Santa: I am taking a revenge. Banta: From whom? Santa: From Time. It wasted my life. Now I am wasting it!