Pati Ke Ghar Pahunchne Par Patniyan Large Size Ka Muh Banane Ki Bajaye Small Size Ka Pag Banane Lag Jayen To Wakai Achche Din Aa Jayenge
Boy: I love you. Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na? Boy: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!
Santa and Banta went on a fishing trip. Banta: What's the biggest fish you've ever caught? Santa: You've seen 'Jaws'? Banta: Wow! So big? Santa: Well, it was about the same size as the box the DVD comes!