Girlfriend: Baby, my heart is beating for you. Boyfriend: Yeh Toh Kuchh Bhi Nahi Hai, Pagli. Once my father was beating me for you!
Girlfriend: Mujhe Aise Propose Karo Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kiya Ho. Boyfriend: Kutti, Kamini, Zaleel, I Love You. Mujhse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Tabah Kar De Nagin, Ab To Haan Kar De Chudail!
Shadi Mein Dulhan Ka Ex-Boyfriend Aaya. Bride's father: Aap Kaun Ho? Ex-Boyfriend: Ji Main Semi-Final Mein Bahar Ho Geya Tha, Final Dekhne Aaya Hun!