Santa to Banta, "Every night my wife puts a mudpack on her face and slices of cucumber over her eyes". Banta: Does it work? Santa: No, it doesn't work. I can still tell, it's her!
Barber: Will you have anything on your face when I've finished? Banta: I don't know, but I hope you'll at least leave my nose!
Itihaas Gawah Hai Jab Bhi Koi Ladki Facebook Pe Sick Feel Karti Hai To... Ladko Mein Achanak Se Doctor Ki Aatma Aa Jati Hai!
Achhi Shakal Na Hona Koi Paap Nahi Hai, Lekin Bandar Jaisi Shakal Lekar Facebook Pe 70 Logo Ko Tag Karna, Saala Aatankwaad Hai!
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