Jo Mujhe Bhul Jaye Uska: Mobile Toot Jaye Charjar Jal Jaye Sim Lock Ho Jaye Local Pe STD Ka Bill Aa Aur Ghar Pe Bhi Roming Lage
Main Bhi Anpadh Ladki Se Pyar Kar Baitha Pyar Bhara Khat Likha Aur Usane Apane Baap Ko Dekar Kaha "Bapu Bijali Ka Bill A Gaya"A
Us Din To Udte Panchi Bhi Chaunk Kar Hawa Men Ruk Gae Jab Patni Boli: Suno Ye Jo Tum Kar Men A.C. Chalate Ho Iska Bill Ghar Aata Hai Ya Dukan Par?
Waiter brings the bill. Alia Bhatt: Yeh Kisi Aur Ka Bill Ley Aaye Kya Aap? Waiter: Kyon M'am, Yeh Aapka Hi Bill Hai. Alia Bhatt: Arre... Lekin Maine VAT Aur Service Tax To Order Hi Nahi Kiya Tha!