Teacher: What's the difference between Pyaar and Shaadi? Pappu: Very Simple Sir, Pyaar Insaan Ko Andha Bana Deta Hai Aur Shaadi Insaan Ki Aankhein Khol Deti Hai!
Salesman: Sir, Cockroach Ke Liye Powder Loge Kya? Santa: Nahi, Hum Cockroach Ko Itna Laad-Pyar Nahi Karte. Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala Deo Mangega! The salesman fainted!
Banta: Santa, Tere Ko Kisi Se Pyaar Hua Hai? Santa: Haan Yaar, Par Woh Maanti Hi Nahi. Banta: Kya Kehti Hai? Santa: Kehti Hai - I love you 2. Pata Nahi Saala Yeh Doosra Kaun Hai!
Santa: Yaar Ye Ladkiyan Pyaar Karte Samay Aankhen Kyun Band Kar Leti Hain? Banta: Ye Aurat Jaat Hum Mardon Ko Kabhi Khush Nahin Dekh Sakti...!
Cute answer when a girl asked her ex-boyfriend: Girl: Do u still love me? Boy: Pyar ka to pata nahi, lekin mere dost aaj bhi mujhe teri kasam dete hain..!!
hari mehfil mein tanha mujhe rehna sikha diya, Tere pyar ne duniya ko jhoothha kehna sikha diya, Kisi dard ya khushi ka ehsaas nahin hai ab to, Sab kucch zindagi mein chup-chaap sehna sikha diya