Ek Shadi Shuda Aadmi Baba Ke Pas Jakar Bola "Baba Meri Patni 12 Ghante Se Khamosh Hai"A . . . . . . Baba: Beta Mere Paas Kyon Aaye Ho? "Limka Buk Of Rikard" Ke Paas Jao
Maa: Beta Bathrum Ke Jaale Saaf Kar Do Beta: Kanun Se Karva Lo Maa: Kya? Beta: Ha Kyonki Kanoon Ke Haath Lambe Hote Hain
Pinki Apane Bofrend Ko Leker Park Men Baithi Tha Santa Ne Dekh Liya Santa Ne Fon Karke Puch "Beta Kaha Ho?" Pinki: Papa Paper Dene Aayi Hu Santa: Jara Dhyan Se Is Pepar Ka Result Aaya To Jaan Se Maar Dunga
Mom: Beta Haath Jal Geya, Toothpaste Lana. Beta: No, Maa. Mere Toothpaste Mein Namak Hai. Duniya Wale Kahenge Bete Ne Jale Pe Namak Chidaka!