Raksha Bandhan Khas: Makan Malik (Kirayedaar Se): Beta Sara Sal To Itni Cousins Aati Rahi Par Rakhi Wale Din Ek Bhi Nahin I
Adhyapak: Kaun Si Chidiya Sabse Tej Udati Hai? Pathan Ka Beta: Hathi! Adhyapak: Nalayak Tera Baap Kya Karta Hai? Pathan Ka Beta: Ji Vo 'Al Kayda' Men Kam Karte Hain! Adhyapak: Shabas! Bachcho Likho Uttar 'Hathi!'
Pathan: Ammi Ham Bada Hokar Aerfors Men Jayega Ammi: Beta Mujhe Kaise Pata Chalega Ki Ye Mere Bete Ka Jahaj Hai? Pathan: Ham Gujarte Vakt Ghar Pe Bam Fenk Dega
Pathan Apne Abbu Se "Mujhe Shaadi Karni Hai" Abbu: Beta Kis Ke Saath? Pathan: Dadi Ke Sath Abbu: Begairat Vo Meri Maa Hai Pathan: To Fir Aapne Meri Maa Ke Saath Kyon Ki?
Pappu: Papa Main Itna Bada Kab Hounga Ki Main Mammi Se Bina Puche Bahar Ja Saku? Santa: Beta Abhi Itna Bada To Main Bhi Nahin Hua!
Jito: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Pappu: Padh Raha Hun! Jito: Shabas! Kya Padh Rahe Ho? Pappu: Aapki Hone Wali Bahu Ke Maisej!