Jaj: Tumne Apne Padosi Ke Kaan Par Chhura Kyon Maara? Pathan: Sarkar Kan Par To Bhul Se Laga Gaya Main To Uske Gale Par Marna Chahta Tha
Bijali Pani Petrol Ke Daam To Koi Bhi Sarkar Kam Karva Sakti Hai Koi Sarkar Biviyon Ke Nakhre Kam Karwaye To Baat Bane
Are Mishra Ji Sarkar Gutkha Ke Daam Badha Diye Hain Ab Ka Kijiyega? Are Babu Karna Ka Hai Aadha Ghanta Let Thukenge Aur Ka
Santa : Log Puchhte Hain Kya Yah Sarkar Giregi? Banta : Tumhare Kya Khyal Hai? Santa: Main Puchta Hu Ki Aur Kitna Giregi?