baniya jokes

Jis Pal Khuda Ne Tumhe Banaya Hoga;
Hazaron Saal Dekha Hoga;
Lakhon Sal Nihara Hoga;
Aur Fir Ek Baar Jarur Socha Hoga;
Abe Yaar Bana To Diya Par Yah Hai Kya?

Kal 2 Logon Ko Bevkuf Banaya;
Puchh Kaise?
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Bilkul Aise Hi;
Dekha Ab 3 Ho Gae

Kisi Ko Batana Mat Ki...
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Tumhen Khali Masaj Bhej Kar Ullu Banaya Hai

Kal 2 Logon Ko Bevkuf Banaya;
Pata Kaise?
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Bilkul Aise Hi

Pati: Kya Aaj Khana Banaya Hai?
Patni: Nahin Main Gir Gai Thi Aur Lag Gai?
Pati (Aashchary) Se: Kahan Gir Gai Thi Aur Kaha Lag Gai Thi?
Patni: Palang Pe Gir Gai Thi Aur Aak Lag Gai Thi

Ullu Aur Pati Men Kya Fark Hota Hai?
Pati Ko Aasani Se Ullu Banaya Ja Sakta Hai Jabki Ullu Itna Bhi Ullu Nahin Hota Ki Pati Ban Jaye