Santa Ki Patni Jito: Are Aap Itni Tej Bike Mat Chalo Ji Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Hai Santa: Are Agar Tujhe Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai To Meri Tarah Aakhe Band Karle
Jito: Are Aap Itni Tej Bike Mat Chalao Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Hai Santa: Are Agar Tujhe Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai To Tu Bhi Meri Tarah Aakhe Band Kar Le
Doctor Ne Patni Ke Muh Men Thermamitter Rakh Kar Kuch Der Muh Band Rakhne Ko Kaha Patni Ko Khamosh Dekh Kar Santa Ne Doctor Se Puch "Doctor Sahab Ye Chij Kitne Ki Aati Hai?"
Banta: Aajkal Tum N Cigrett Pine Se Rokti Ho N Sharab Pine Se Sab Shikaayaten Khatm Ho Gayi Kya? Prito: Jab Fayda Dikh Raha Ho To Shikaayaten Band Ho Jaati Hain Banta: Fayda Kya Fayda? Prito: Vo LIC Wala Aaya Tha Bata Raha Tha Mujhe Kya Kya Fayda Hoga
Santa: Yaar Ye Ramdev Baba Wala Nods Kharida Hai Inko Khana Kaise Hai? Banta: Ek Naak Band Karke Dusri Naak Se Andar Khinchana Hain?
Subah Ofis Jate Samay Raste Men Santa Ki Gadi Band Ho Gayi Piche Wali Gadi Wala Bar-Bar Horn Bajane Laga Santa Chidh Kar Gadi Se Utara Piche Wali Gadi Ke Driver Ko Chabi Di Aur Bola "Le Bhai Tu Start Kar Le Horn Main Bajata Hu"