Hawayen Kahti Hai Dosti Kar; Fijayen Kahti Hain Masti Kar; Baharen Kahti Hain Shadi Kar; Par; Ghar Wale Kahte Hain 'Bakvas' Band Kar
Ek Premi Apni Premika Ke Sath Kar Men Ja Raha Tha Garmiyon Ke Din The Aur Khidkiyaan Band Thi Usane Apani Premika Se Kaha: Jara Kar Ki Khidkiyan To Khol Do Bahut Garmi Hai Premika Chillai: Tumhara Dimag Kharab Hai? Is Tarah To Hamare Padosi Jaan Jayenge Ki Hamari Kar Aircondind (Airconditioned) Nahin Hai!
Bahut Jyada Thaki Hui Mahilaon Ke Liye Yog Aasan: 1. Aaram Kursi Par Baithiye 2. Apne Sir Ko Piche Ki Taraf Modiye 3. Aakhen Band Kar Lijiye Aur Dhire Se Boliye "Bhad Men Gaya Kam!"
Itihas Gavah Hai... Alarm Band Karne Ke Baad Jitani Achchhi Nind Aati Hai Utni Achchhi Nind To Rat Men Bhi Nahi Aati
When you point a knife at your friend he says, "Kisi Aur Ko Darana, Iss Se!" When you point a rubber band at your friend he says, "Abe Pagal Hai Kya, Mat Kar, Lag Jayegi!"
Teacher: Pappu, Tumne Aaj Bhi Apna Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Doon? Pappu: Teacher, Mere Bagal Wali Ladki Ne Bhi Nahi Kiya, Hum Dono Ko Bathroom Mein Band Kar Do! Pleaseee...