Hathon Men Dastane Chehare Pe Lipta Skarf Kandhe Par Dupatta Bandhe Hue Bal Yakinan Sardi Ladkiyon Ko Sanskari Bana Deti Hai
Jito: Pappu Ye Kya Bana Rahe Ho? Pappu: Maa Bhagwan Ka Chitra! Jito: Lekin Yah To Koi Nahin Janta Ki Bhagwan Dekhne Men Kaise Hain? Pappu: Ab Dekhna Sabko Malum Ho Jayega!
Pappu: Papa Ek Baat Batani Hai Aapko Santa: Kya? Pappu: Maine Fesbuk Par Ladkiyon Ke Nam Se 10 Jali Id Bana Rakhi Hain Santa: To Mujhe Kyon Bata Raha Hai Nalayak? Pappu: Vo Jise Aap Barbar Frend Recvest Bhej Rahe Hain Vo Meri Hi Jali Id Hai Papa
Patni: Aap Bahut Bhole Hain Aapko To Koi Bhi Ullu Bana Sakta Hai Pati: Sahi Kah Rahi Ho Tere Baap Ne Mujhe Ullu Bana Diya To Isse Jyada Bura Kya Hoga
Pati Ko Aasman Ki Taraf Patthar Fenkte Hue Dekh Patni Boli "Ye Tum Har Roj Upar Hava Men Patthar Kyon Marte Rahte Ho?" Pati: Kahte Hai Na Jodiyan Upar Waala Bana Kar Bhejta Hai Isliye
Saas Ne Jamai Ko Fon Kiya Aur Boli "Bhukamp Ke Kya Samachar Hain?" Jamai: Rasoi Men Khana Bana Rahi Hai Baat Karvaun Kya?