Nayiny Shadi Ke Baad Dulhan Ne Khana Banaya To Galti Se Khane Men Mirch Thodi Jyada Daal Di Pati Ajib Kism Ka Munh Banakar Khane Laga To Patni Ne Pucha "Kya Khana Achcha Nahin Bana?" Pati: Khana To Bahut Accha Bana Hai Patni: To Fir Aapki Aakhon Me Aansu Kyon Hain? Pati: Are Yah To Khushi Ke Aasu Hain Patni: Are Aapne To Khana Khana Hi Chhod Diya Pati: Bas Main Majbur Hun Itni Khushi Bardasht Nahin Kar Pa Raha
Santa: Chikan To Bahut Badhiya Bana Hai Par Thoda Ajib Sa Swad Kyon Hai? Banta: Banate Hue Murge Ki Taang Jal Gai Thi To Thodi Soframin (Soframycin) Laga Di Thi
Banta: Yaar Santa Kya Koi Aurat Kisi Aadmi Ko Lakhpati Bana Sakti Hai? Santa: Bilkul Bana Sakti Hai Bas Shart Yah Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Karodpati Hona Chahiye