Santa (Raat Ko): Yaar Time Kitna Hua Hai? Banta Ne Sadak Se Ek Patthar Uthaya Aur Samne Wale Ghar Ki Khidaki Par Mara Budhi Aurat: Raat Ko 1 Baje Kiska Dimag Kharab Ho Gaya Hai?
Santa Ka Boss: Kal Jab Excident Hua To Tum Kya Nashe Me The? Santa: Nahin Sar Bos: To Shaam Ko 5 Baje Tum Andhe Ho Jate Ho Jo Meri Gadi Thok Ke Mujhe Hi Nahi Pahchana?
Pati Patni mein jhagde ke Baad Pati ne kagaz pe likha: Mujhe 6 baje jaga dena! Patni ne subah kagaz pe Likh diya: 6 Baje Gaye hai, Uth jao.