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A Starbucks opened in Hyderabad. Waiter: Kya Hona? Customer: Latte? Waiter: Hau Latoon. Ab Kya Hona Bolo? Customer: Waiter, Cappuccino. Waiter: Kaiku Doosro Ke cuppa Chinu, Andar Bahut cuppa Hain. Customer: Ek Mocca Hona. Waiter: Mauka Sab Ku Hona Life Mein Ek Baar. Ab Kya Hona Bolo? Starbucks closed!