Doctor (Dipretion Ki Pesent Se): Kya Taklif Hai? Marij: Sar Dimag Men Bahut Ulte Pulte Vichaar Aate Hain Rukte Hi Nahin... Doctor: Kaise Vichar Aate Hain? Marij: Jaise Ab Main Yaha I To Aapke OPD Men Ek Bhi Pesent Nahin Tha... To Main Sochane Lagi Ki Doctor Sahab Ke Pas Koi Bhi Pesent Nahin Hai Inki Kamai Kaise Hogi Ghar Kaise Chalega Itna Paisa Dala Padhaai Men Ab Kya Karenge... Hospital Banane Men Bhi Bahut Paisa Lagaya Hoga Ab Lon Kaise Chukayenge? Kahin Kisanon Ke Mafik Latak To Nahin Jayenge Ek Din Aise Kuch Vichar Aate Rahte Hain Ab Doctor Dipretion Men Hai
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