Ek Patni Apne Pati Par Bahut Shak Karti Thi Ek Din Patni Ki Khubsurat Saheli Usse Milne I Thodi Der Baatchit Hone Ke Baad Pati Bola "Dear Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Rasoi Men Dal Jal Rahi Hai" Patni: Dal Jal Rahi Hai To Jalne Do Par Aaj Main Tumhari Dal Galne Nahin Dungi
Jito: Ji Aapko Mujhme Kya Achcha Lagta Hai Meri Samajhdari Ya Meri Beauty? Santa: Mujhe To Ye Tumhari Majak Karne Ki Aadat Bahut Achchi Lagti Hai
Husband: Shaadi Se Pehle Tum Bahut Upwaas Rakhti Thi, Ab Kya Ho Geya? Wife: Bahut Nahi Sirf Solah Somwaar Ke Rakhti Thi. Husband: Phir Ab Kya Ho Geya? Wife: Phir Tumse Shaadi Ho Gayi Aur Mera Upwaas Se Bharosa Uth Geya!