Khuda Kare Tum Jindagi Men Bahut Aage Badho Itne Aage Badho Ki Jisse Milo Vo Kahe . . . . . . . E Baba Chalo Chalo Aage Badho
Ek Pathan Bahut Pareshan Baitha Tha! Dost: Tum Itne Pareshaan Kyon Ho? Pathan: Yaar Meri Bahan Ke 3 Bhai Hain Lekin Mere 2! Aisa Kyon?
Pathan Mazar Par Bam Rakhte Hue Pakda Gaya Logon Ne Use Bahut Mara Aur Puchha Aisa Kyon Kiya? Pathan Ko Kuch Samajh Na Aaya To Bola: Maine Yaha Bam Rakhne Ki Mannat Mangi Thi
Garlfrend: Sharaab Pikar Gaadi Mat Chalaana Bahut Axident Ho Rahe Hain Pappu: Dhanyavad Bebi Tum Mera Bahut Khyal Rakhti Ho Dost: Yaar Pikar Gaadi Mat Chala Bahut Axident Ho Rahe Hain Pappu: Abe Apne Baap Ko Mat Sikha
Banti: Tumhara Kutta Bahut Sharaarti Hai Kya Tum Ise Thik Nahin Kar Sakte? Pappu: Yaar Dhairy Rakho Yaad Nahin Tumhen Thik Karane Men Mujhe Kitne Din Lage The