Techer: Kisi Aisi Jagah Ka Naam Batao Jaha Bahut Sare Log Hon Fir Bhi Aap Akela Mahsus Karte Ho? Pappu: Pariksha Bhavan!
Pappu: Maa Papa Bahut Hi Sharif Hain Jito: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Papa Jab Bhi Kisi Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekhte Hain To Apni Ek Aak Band Kar Lete Hain
Techer: Aisi Kaun Si Chij Hai Jise Ham Na Dekh Sakte Hain Na Mahsus Kar Sakte Hain Fir Bhi Uske Bina Rah Nahin Sakte? Banti: Hawa Techer: Bahut Achchhe Pappu: Nahin Techer Iske Alawa Bhi Kuchh Hai Techer: Achchha To Tum Hi Bata Do Vo Kya Hai? Pappu: Wi Fi (Wifi) Techer
Techer: Tumhara Result Bahut Kharab Aaya Hai Kal Papa Ko Sath Lekar Aana Varna... Pappu: Varna Kya? Techer: Varna Result Fesbuk Par Aplod Karke Usmen Papa Ko Tag Kar Dungi Pappu: Achchha To Main Bhi Mammi Ko Bata Dunga Ki Meri Madam Papa Ki Friend List Men Hai
Pati: Ka Log Apna Janmdin Aksar Bhul Jate Hain Magar Shadi Ki Tarikh Nahin Bhulate Aisa Kyon? Patni: Duhkh Ki Ghatna Bahut Dinon Tak Yad Rahati Hai