Pathan: Apane Ek Saal Ke Bachche Ko Hospital Le Kar Gaya! Doctor: Isko Koi Sakht Chij To Nahin Khilai? Pathan: Nahin Kal Yah Bahut Ro Raha Tha To Bas Ek Chutaki Naswar Di Thi!
Garl: Mere Abbu Tumhen Bahut Pasand Karte Hain! Pathan (Sharmaate Hue): Par Main Shadi Tumse Hi Karunga!
Ek Pathan Dusre Pathan Se: Tumhare Papa Ki Maut Kaise Hui Thi? Dusra Pathan Afsos Karte Hue "Yaar Unki Yadasht Bahut Kamjor Thi Dopahar Ko Sote Vakt Saans Lena Bhul Gaye The
Ek Pathan Ne Apne Dost Se "Aaj Maine Tumhari Bivi Ko Dekha Tha Vo Bahut Udas Aur Gamagin Thi Aur Khamosh Baithi Thi"A Us Ke Dost Ne Tajub Se Dekha Aur Fir Bade Itminan Se Kaha " Fir Vo Meri Bivi Nahin Hogi"!
Jito: Itni Raat Ko Kaha Gae The? Pappu: Apni Garlfrend Se Milne! Jito: Kis Liye? Pappu: Han 'Maa' Bahut Kis Liye!