Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Doctor: A Gae Badi Umra Hai Tumhari - Main Abhi Tumhe Yaad Kar Raha Tha Santa: Achchha Bahut Umra Hai To Main Jata Hun Ilaj Se Kya Fayda
Banta: Yaar Tumhara Beta Bahut Bigad Gaya Hai Gandi-Gandi Galiyan Bakta Hai Santa: Abe Nahin Vo To AIB Men Jane Ki Taiyari Kar Raha Hai
Garlfrend Ki Shadi Ka Card Mila Aaj Bahut Bura Laga.... Fir Socha Ki Hum Jayenge Jarur Pyar Apni Jagah Batar Chikan Apni Jagah!
How I learnt optimism from my mom? Mom: How was your exam? Me: Bekaar. Mom: Bahut Bekaar... Ke Thoda Bekaar?
Wife: Tum Sharaab Mein Bahut Paise Barbaad Karte Ho, Ab Band Karo. Husband: Aur Tum Jo Beauty Parlour Mein 5000 Ke Kabaad Karke Aati Ho Uska Kya? Wife: Wo To Main Tumhein Sundar Lagu Isliye. Husband: Pagli, Main Bhi To Isliye Peeta Hun Ki Tu Mujhe Sundar Lage!