Pathan: Main Marne Ke Baad Apna Dimag Hospital Men Daan Karna Chahta Hu Sindhi: Ha Sahi Hai Tumhara Dimag Unke Bahut Kam Aayega Pathan: Vo Kaise? Sindhi: Doctoron Ko Bhi Pata Chal Jayega Ki Jo Dimag Kabhi Istemal Hi Nahin Hua Vo Kaisa Hota Hai
Hotal Men Khana Khane Ke Baad: Pathan: Bill Le Aao Water: Ye Lijiye Aur Sar Tip Dijiye N Ples Pathan: Kya? Water: Tip Do Na Sar Pathan: Ladki Ke Chakkar Me Mat Padna Bhai Bahut Pange Hain
Pappu: Gaay Ghaas Kyon Khati Hai? Banti Bahut Sochne Ke Baad " Nahin Malum"A Pappu: Kyonki Uske Paas Koi Chaara Hi Nahin Hota
Banta: Aur Beta Padhai Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai? Pappu: Bas Ankal Chaltechalte Bahut Dur Chali Gayi Mujh Se
Pati: Baba Meri Bivi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai Uska Koi Hal Bataao Baba: Beta Agar Bivi Ka Koi Hal Hota To Aaj Main Malang Na Hota
Patni: Aap Bahut Bhole Hain Aapko To Koi Bhi Ullu Bana Sakta Hai Pati: Sahi Kah Rahi Ho Tere Baap Ne Mujhe Ullu Bana Diya To Isse Jyada Bura Kya Hoga