Miss Call Dena Richarj Karvana Baten Kisi Aur Se Karna Bat Bat Men Muah Fulana Bebi Ko Bahut Pasand Hai
Banta: Filmi Jindagi Aur Asli Jindagi Men Kya Antar Hai? Santa: Filmon Men Bahut Mushkilon Ke Bad Shadi Hoti Hai Aur Asli Jindagi Men Shadi Ke Baad Bahut Mushkil Hoti Hai!
Santa: Yaar Mere Bal Bahut Gir Rahe Hain! Banta: Par Kaise? Santa: Chinta Se! Banta: Kis Baat Ki Chinta? Santa: Baal Girne Ki!
Santa (Doctor Se): Doctor Sahab Main Apni Bivi Ki Yadasht Se Bahut Pareshan Hu Iska Koi Ilaj Kijiye Doctor: Kya Hua Kya Vo Baten Bhul Jaati Hain? Santa: Nahin Doctor Sahab Yahi To Musibat Hai Ki Vo Kuchh Bhulati Hi Nahin Hai
Prito: Shadi Ke Pahle Tum Bahut Mandir Jate The Ab Kya Ho Gaya? Banta: Fir Tumse Shadi Ho Gai Aur Mera Bhagwan Par Se Bharosa Hi Uth Gaya
Mini: Main Padosi Se Pyar Karti Hu Aur Uske Sath Bhag Rahi Hu Banta: Are Vah Bahut Badhiya Mere Paas Aur Samay Donon Bach Gae Mini: Papa Main Chitthi Padh Rahi Hun Jo Mammi Rakhkar Gayi Hai