back then jokes

Then: Gharwali, Baharwali
Now: Facebookwali, Whatsappwali!

Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.
Since then that day is known as........Sunday!

Banta: What is 'Panic Room'?
Santa: When you forget your phone in the room where your wife is then that room is a 'Panic Room'!