Santa: Jo Pati Apni Patniyaan Se Darte Hain Wo Swarg Jate Hain Banta: Aur Jo Nahin Darte? Santa: Unke Liye Dharti Hi Swarg Ke Saman Hai
Pandit: Havan Men Kali Maa Ko Khush Karne Ke Liye Ek Daru Ki Botal 1 Bakra Aur 5 Hajar Rupaye Lagenge Banta: Haramkhor Mujhe Havan Karana Hai Kali Maa Ko Parti Nahin Deni
Santa: Tumne Us Ladki Ke Liye Sigrat Chhod Di? Banta: Ha Santa: Jua Bhi Chhod Diya? Banta: Ha Santa: Abe To Fir Usse Shaadi Kyon Nahin Ki? Banta: Oh Yaar Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ki Usse Achchhi Mil Gai!
Santa Trafic Pulis Ke Intervu Ke Liye Gaya Intervoer: Ek Aadmi Gadhe Ki Sawari Karta Hua Rod Se Ja Raha Hai Aur Usne Helmet Nahin Pahna Hai To Kya Aap Use Dandit Karenge? Santa: Nahin Intervoer: Kyon? Santa: Kyonki Helmet 2 Whilar Ke Liye Jaruri Hai 4 Whilar Ke Liye Nahi
Santa Banta Tang Siddhiyon Men Ek Dusare Ke Samne Ad Gae Banta: Main Murkh Ke Liye Rasta Nahin Chhodta Santa (Pichhe Hatkar): Lekin Main Chhod Deta Hu!
Jito Apne Sharabi Pati Ko Sudharne Ke Liye Kale Kapde Pahan Kar Ghar Ke Bahar Khadi Ho Gayi Santa: Tum Kaun Ho? Jito: Chudail Santa: Hath Mila Main Teri Bahan Ka Pati