bachcho ke liye jokes

Santa: Chaku Kyon Ubal Rahe Ho?
Banta: Khudkushi Karne Ke Liye
Santa: Magar Ise Ubalane Ki Kya Jarurat?
Banta: Mujhe Kahin Infection Ho Gaya To?

People who voted for AAP never realised that 'Jhaadu' chalane ke liye 'Haath' ki zarurat padti hai!

School Mein Admission Ke Liye Interview:
Teacher: Beta Aapke Papa Kya Karte Hain?
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Cute Answer....
Kid: Jo Mummy Bolti Hai!

FB Pe Fake ID Banaane Walo:
Tum Ladki Toh Ban Gaye Par Tumhare Liye Ek Buri Khabar Hai...
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Tum Kabhi Maa Nahi Ban Paoge!

Break-up Ke Baad Aisa Kyon Lagta Hai,
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Ki Saala Har Sad Song Jaise Apne Liye Hi Likha Geya Hai!